daffy duck's quackbusters transcript

", "Oh ho ho ho, duck hunters is da cwaziest peoples! This video was originally released to YouTube on June 19, 2019, but as of January 2022 Trevor started privating most of his videos relating to Looney Tunes. ", "You have insulted me! ", "And it hasn't been the same without you. It's a dilly. I'll see that ingrate ghosts get whiped off the face of the earth! Reminds me of my first marriage. Plus, there's a free six-pack of ice-cold Billy Beer. Although it's been eerily similar. Street corner salesman Daffy tries to make a pitch to reclusive millionaire and "ailing buzzsaw baron" J.P. Cubish (a dog) - who has offered wealth to anyone who can make him laugh before he passes on - only to be stymied by Cubish's butler (also a dog). "Another highly useful magic word is hocus-pocus.". Right this way. We'll straighten the whole thing out in the morning. "Daffy Duck's Quackbusters" Scripts.com. & Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Lego DC Super Hero Girls: Super-Villain High, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Aquaman: Rage of Atlantis, Scooby-Doo! I'll give him a dose of his own medicine. Sorry to cut off the tunes, fellow vagrants, but I'm Patch Scartissue, and I want you all to see that I ain't afraid of nothin', not even paper cuts! Then west in an arc-deviation to here. on March 2, 2020, In this animated feature, wealthy J.P. Cubish has promised his fortune to anyone who can make him laugh. Uploaded by: FREEMAN June 19, 2022 at 06:39 PM Director Chuck Jones This proves to be Daffy's undoing however, as upon realization of what he said, Daffy discovers that the safe is now completely empty except for a few cobwebs and a sign from Cubish: "YOU LOSE, DUCK!" Daffy decides to blame the debacle on the absent Porky and absent-mindedly remarks that there was "nothing wrong with a little dishonesty in business affairs." ", I've got a lot of What it takes to get along . Daffy assigns Porky to investigate the resort town of Dry Gulch for any suspicious ghost activity. HEY, BUB, YOU NEED A HOUSE TO GO WITH THIS DOOR-KNOB!!" Smogzilla's just like any unemployed actor. The now-wealthy Daffy derides the idea ("What a rube!" Aah! 1 Mar. The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Daffy_Duck&oldid=3172370, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, " because I'm a SPLIT PERSONALITY, that's why not! HOW IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS REASONABLE DO YOU EXPECT A GUY TO GET HIS SLUMBER WHEN A GOOF LIKE YOU GOES AROUND MAKING NOISES LIKE A ONE MAN FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATION?! OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO! Say, lady, where do you keep your glasses? Was it something in your childhood, perhaps? In 1983 came Daffy Duck's Fantastic Island. A schizophre--? Secret alliance for eternity. Not airing this week. JUST WHEN I GOT THINGS SO QUIET, YOU CAN HEAR A PIN DROP! ", implying that Cubish is still haunting Daffy. It later aired on Cartoon Network. It's slopping over with gripping suspense. Then, I'll dump these losers. Bites: Scary Stories to Sink Your Teeth Into: Perpetual Pest, Bites: Scary Stories to Sink Your Teeth Into: Ghost Dog, Bites: Scary Stories to Sink Your Teeth Into: Going Old School In the Age Of Obama, Bites: Scary Stories to Sink Your Teeth Into: I, Blooder, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: The Big Toe, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: The Walk, MelBlanc - DaffyDuck, BugsBunny, PorkyPig, Sylvester (archive), Tweety (archive), HugotheAbominableSnowman (archive), J.P. Cubish, J.P. Cubish's Butler (archive), Mr.Hyde, Birdbath Owner (archive), Asylum Collector (archive), Coyote, Drunk (archive), Ben Frommer - Count Blood Count (archive), JulieBennet - Two-Headed Vulture (archive), JuneForay - Jennene (archive) (uncredited). After a shot of Cubish's grave is shown where it states that Cubish is still dead, it is revealed that Daffy is back where he started, as a street corner salesman, this time selling paranormal-themed trinkets (including wind-up dolls of Gossamer). I'll rid the world of disgusting ectoplasmic slime. "Of utmost importance in the exorcism of spirits. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 package animated film produced by Warner Bros. Pictures. Guaranteed to rid the home of your supernatural pests. The grand brassiere is back in business, baby! vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated. Community service. And then in 1988, Daffy Duck's Quackbusters was released, which is considered one of the Looney Tunes' best compilation films and featured another new theatrical short, "The Night of the Living Duck." $13.58 They supply the ghost, and I demand the money! Why don't you head on down to the Superstition Mountains. we could probably hit Palm Springs by this afternoon. I'll just check at that motel over there. So, folks, call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. such as our generous employee insurance policies. Mine, MINE, all MINE!, get back in there!, down down down!, go go go!, mine mine mine! ", "Awww! Hello. ", "H-Y-M-I-E! First things first, buster. Contents 1 From Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons 2 From webtoons 3 From theatrical movies 4 From television series 4.1 Duck Dodgers 4.2 Other shows 5 External links From Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons [ edit] After receiving a call from the Himalayas, Daffy phones up Bugs again, who is leaving following his encounter with Count Blood Count, and together they go up against HugotheAbominableSnowman, with Hugo repeatedly mistaking Daffy for a rabbit. ", "Cadet! This dressing room is so small I have to step outside to change my mind! No escape! I could use some liquid refreshment. It is the final theatrical Looney Tunes production in which Mel Blanc provided the voices of the characters. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island is a UK VHS release by Warner Home Video on 10th September 1990. What's the matter? The irked Daffy vows to use the money to wipe out ghosts ( laGhostbusters) such as Cubish. He's colder than a foundered flounder! --just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig. Porky Pig reporting for duty, O noble leader. WOO HOO! After Cubish's death soon afterward ("died laughing", reports one newspaper), Daffy inherits the Cubish fortune, which is locked in a safe, under the provision that he will use the money to provide a beneficial public service and follow Cubish's creed to display honesty in business affairs. ", "Going down! Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (VHS, 1988) Warner Bros Home Video Cassette 11807. Look out, bunny rabbit. Be the first one to, Storyboard to Screen: Daffy Duck's Quackbusters | Looney Tunes Critic Quickie. The story of the film serves as a continuation/re-working of DaffyDilly. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. I see it all now. And-- Whoa, it appears we have a celebrity in our midst. Looney Tunes Double Feature The Looney Tunes Show Daffy Duck's Quackbusters, Bugs Bunny's 3rd Movie: 1001 Rabbit Tales. H-Y-M-I-E! Just what I always wanted. Episode Description: Street corner salesman Daffy tries to make a pitch to reclusive billionaire and "ailing buzzsaw baron" J.P. Cubish (a dog)---who has offered wealth to anyone who can make him laugh before he passes on---only to be stymied by Cubish's butler (also a dog). and stroke his bill and rub his pretty feathers. and the Legend of the Vampire, Tom and Jerry: Robin Hood and His Merry Mouse, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League. Well, actually, I was just in the neighborhood, and I--. ", "Don't shush me!! storyboard-to-screen-daffy-ducks-quackbusters-looney-tunes-critic-quickie, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). You must be the head waiter. That's just a little old scraggily coyote. ", "I've worked with a lot of wise-quackers, but you are dethpsicable!" --, "Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities." Wait a minute. "Oh, ooh, I'm just shivering to destruction", "Oh, the little man from the draa-aaa-ft board he is coming to see me. Well, if I'm not going to star in this cartoon, we might as well start the movie. Daffy's scream as he got hit by the wrecking ball is both Wile E. Coyote's and Sylvester's screams taken from both ". On August 4, 2009, Warner Home Video will release Daffy Duck's Quackbusters on DVD. I can't stand this torture anymore, I'M DYIN'! Daffy Duck's Quackbusters. Well, it isn't quite that kind of trouble. O-W-T Out! Uh "Magic can be performed either by potions. ITA Looney Tunes Daffy Duck To Duck or Not To Duck. ", "YOU'RE KILLING ME! But anyway you look at it, it's better he should suffer. Setting himself up as a "Paranormalist at Large", Daffy persuades Bugs Bunny to appear in commercials (despite the rabbit's insistence of going to Palm Springs for his vacation), then hires Porky Pig (accompanied by Sylvester) as an underling; Cubish continues to make money vanish from inside the safe whenever Daffy seems to do or say something dishonest. "Yes, it had to be me! Why, that's just a little old canary bird. and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon, Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Scooby-Doo! Well, look, Con, about those telephones. Yeah, sure, doc, but I don't want a room. Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills. -, "I am a duck bent on self-preservation." Your rent's not paid You're in a mess . Sittin' on eggs is out. I'll give him community service. Be the first one to. "Woo Hoo Hoo, they'll never catch this little duck! Let's see what my nemesis has been up to in my absence. Setting himself up as a "Paranormalist at Large," Daffy persuadesBugs Bunnyto appear incommercials(despite the rabbit's intention of going toPalm Springs), then hiresPorky Pig(accompanied bySylvester) as an underling; Cubish continues to make money vanish whenever Daffy seems to be operating dishonestly. Using the storyboards drawn and sent by Greg Ford for the Quackbusters review, a scene from the movie is recreated. Yeah, yeah. This comic's a real page turner. Search the history of over 797 billion Brother, the things I have to put up with. Camping way out here in the middle of nowhere. I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny's about to die! That A, a butler might not want his master. Lex The Bookworm Quack-Busters I love these novelty accoutrements. This proves to be Daffy's undoing, however, as upon realization of what he said, Daffy discovers that the safe is now completely empty except for a few cobwebs and a sign from Cubish: "YOU LOSE, DUCK!" PORKY: Heh-heh. Just the ticket. Post a journal. "My clients supply the ghosts, and. (Spins around like Michael Jordan, stopped, and brother's ear. What are you, a schizophre--? that towering colossus of scaly reptilian bulk. Tell the community what's on your mind. AH HA HA HA HA!!! "It's supply and demand," the spook sleuth explains. HYMIE!! I guess the only way you'll be safe from the bogeyman. You see anything green? Seems the local yokels have a problem with some giant. Adventures in Palm Beach Lakes Library Series, When the film aired on Cartoon Network's Cartoon Theater (the former name of Cartoon Network's "Flick on Flicks" block, which is set aside for feature-length films), the part during Daffy's car sale where Daffy adds in a six-pack ofBilly Beerwith each purchase of a car was cut. web pages he says of Cubish), but his deceased benefactor returns as an unseen ghost, with the intention of taking back his fortune until Daffy agrees to uphold the terms. Daffy was one of the first of the new "screwball" characters that emerged in the late 1930s to . YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! Three bonus cartoons are included as extras. I will name him George, and I will hug him, SNOWMAN: And rub him and caress him and--. The irked Daffy vows to use the money to wipe out ghosts ( la Ghostbusters) such as Cubish. [AS MEL TORME] Mi-mi-mi-mi Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do . Save me!" you see, I just wanna call my partner in the U.S.A. to tell him I've arrived in your charming country. WOO HOO WOO HOO" -, "HO! Ajax rib-tickler, ma'am. PORKY: Ha, ha! Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes / Merrie Melodies film with a compilation of classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. There was nothing for the Scarlet Pumpernickel to do but blow his brains out, which he did. Somebody will be coming to call on you very shortly. Weren't we lucky to find an unoccupied suite, Sylvester? In this ducklightful animated feature film, Daffy Duck opens up the ghostbusting Ghouls 'R' Us Agency. I'm an elk! In the 80s, Warner Bros. was combining newly-animated footage and linking them with classic Warner Bros. cartoon to make one longer movie, such as "The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie" and "Daffy Duck's Fantastic Island." Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! See? When the film was released on DVD, three bonus cartoons were included as extras: Part of the title of the film is a reference to the film. I'm tellin' ya, (After being let out of Porky Pig's deep freezer) "What a trip! "or by the use of magic words and phrases. Daffy Duck: Quackbusters Director: Greg Ford, Terry Lennon Cast: Mel Blanc , Melvin Howard Torme , Roy Firestone DVD $14.99 Ship This Item Qualifies for Free Shipping Buy Online, Pick up in Store Check Availability at Nearby Stores Instant Purchase Choose Expedited Shipping at checkout for delivery by Wednesday, January 18 After receiving a call from Transylvania, Daffy then calls up Bugs and assigns him to investigate. Special bulletin. It was released to theaters on September 24, 1988. Uploaded by After the repo crew takes away his desks, the building is condemned and destroyed, with Daffy still inside. --, "Ah-ha! Sorry to disturb you, sir. Yuck! I'm a fiddler crab. However, the elephant turns up on Daffy's television interview onFrightlinewithZed Toppel, making him a laughingstock. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters 1988 Trailer (HD Restoration) - 30th Anniversary | The Looney Tunes Critic. I mean, what's he gonna do? Although Daffy successfully exorcises the ghosts possessing alady duck(with Daffy temporarily falling under possession from them himself), he discovers that Cubish has stripped his money down to his last million. Things get worse for a defeated Daffy when Egghead appears as a singing telegram, announcing to Daffy that due to unpaid rent, he is being dispossessed. Uh, nice ectoplasmic slime like J.P. Cubish. Amuse your boyfriend. Daffy Duck VOICE Mel Blanc Arturo Mercado Latest News ", "I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible. Street corner salesman Daffy tries to make a pitch to reclusive billionaire and "ailing buzzsaw baron" J.P. Cubish (a dog)---who has offered wealth to anyone who can make him laugh before he passes on---only to be stymied by Cubish's butler (also a dog). It is the final Looney Tunes project in which Mel Blanc had been involved. But the most interesting ones are the monsters. Socit; Collections. It couldn't be him! HA HA! Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start . ", "Idios, Muchaca! Hmm. "Very sporting of the little black duck" --, "Well what'y'a know! Eventually driving off the butler, Daffy becomes Cubish'sjester, taking uncounted pies in the face while Cubish laughs uproariously. Anything inexplicable to write home about? Now, for some creative recruitment tactics. It is the final theatrical Looney Tunes production in which Mel Blanc provided the voices of the characters. In my business, you meet so many interesting people. The film also got aired on Cartoon Network on 21st December 2000. the latest news on the health of tycoon multimillionaire, is in a critical condition. And Mother used to scold me when I was only 3. when Father refused to take me to the circus. WOMAN: Hello, this is a person-to-person collect call. Daffy Duck : Oh sure, I know I'm a louse, but I'm a live louse. He then receives a call from Porky, who is returning with Sylvester from their assignment to Dry Gulch, and Daffy reassigns him to the SuperstitionMountains, much to Sylvester's chagrin. Well I'm here, what've I missed? ", "Yahoo! Juggling.It's my hobby.Uh, hello?Himalayas. motion picture | Made-for-TV programme or made-for-video/DVD release. Thanks, chum. Scooby-Doo! Additional Metadata Formats METSXML Record AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! So, Smog baby, leveled any major cities lately? It was also one of the two compilation films of classic Warner Bros. cartoon shorts not composed by Robert J. Walsh (the other being 1979's The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie, which was composed by Dean Elliott). What makes a rabbit look like a rabbit? The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age SmackDown! You say the Loch Ness monster. --, "Starting from where we are we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Heh-heh. Eventually driving off the butler, Daffy becomes Cubish's jester, taking uncounted pies in the face while Cubish laughs uproariously. Determined to be rid of the spirit, Daffy recruits his friends -- Porky Pig, Bugs Bunny and others -- to start a ghost-busting service. How corny can you get? BLOW WHISTLES! [IN GERMAN ACCENT] So tell me, mein fraulein. (Soundtrack Personnel). [IN NORMAL VOICE] Say, this stuff works great. DODGE! on January 13, 2022, There are no reviews yet. A shot of Cubish's grave is shown where it states that Cubish is still dead. Have I got this chump going. But, Honeybunch! In his early days he was a hyperactive, at times . Rio de Janeiro, tropical nights, romance. The rub is that Cubish has demanded the person who receives his money use the funds for good. You're brighter than Las Vegas at Christmastime! Just call 555-5925. Is it available to purchase or rent? These Transylvanian hardwoods ain't too soft. Duck, I seem to be having trouble with my kitchen . Step right up and get yourself a brand-new DeLorean. Released on September 24 1988 . HERE I WORK MYSELF DOWN TO THE SKIN AND BONES TRYING TO KEEP THIS GUY ASLEEP! He has appeared in cartoon series such as Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies, where he usually has been depicted as a rival and occasional best friend of Bugs Bunny. "Elderberry wine and old lace," you said. I've identified my . You may rest assured that if anything happens to you. Lukas ahatearen harrapariak - Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988) [MEGA] Sortzailea zumarra, 2012ko Maiatzaren 04a, 04:41:02 Aurrekoa - Hurrengoa . Now, I've gotta give an interesting old lady a manicure. Tons of ice! Daffy Duck returns to the spotlight once more to guide us through further episodes of cartoon comedy brilliance in this send-up of the feature film "Ghostbusters." After he inherits a million dollars from the estate of J.B. Cubish, Daffy and his pals Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig open up a ghost-busting service to stop Cubish's ghost from reclaiming .