They sits and unpack their bags. MATILDA Oil of Violets hair tonic. As long as you dont know it with the volume up. . I can feel it in my hips. Eat! BIG KIDS approach and start climbing onto the gate and grabbing the CHILDREN from behind it. Go on, Brucey! We must find out how it ends. But my mummy likes them! I'll tell you tomorrow. Matilda - Musical. Mum, would you like to hear a story? I have suffered in this jail. Ladies and gentlemen! And if you cry it will be double. Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, And then, when I got my job as a teacher, she presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. [sometimes, to be in time with the music: Well? READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY . Two times two is four. Yes! Quick, jackets! Just you wait for phys-ed. BIG KID [BEN] Antibiotics, or . Even if you're little, you can do a lot. Ooh, me, me, me, miss! My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, Wot? Little Kids: Matilda's classmates. Oh, it's nothing like that. MRS WORMWOOD Three judges hold up signs reading "10" as MRS WORMWOOD sits on the table. NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. Upon the blackboard is written the alphabet. Don't let her win. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! Composed of some of the finest musical theatre talents of the country, the cast is deep into rehearsals gearing up for a November 10th Opening Night. Good show. Can be played by a male or female. In the cupboard. MISS HONEY is browsing the stacks. She seems not to know that she's special at all. But this little girl . MATILDA I'm the best! [to MICHAEL] Get up, boy. That's the main thing. So they say. . google_ad_host="pub-6693688277674466"; It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist. And remember to be eXtremely careful. It is based on the children's novel of the same name by Roald Dahl. My daddy says I'm his special little guy! . Is like the TARDIS: The less you have to say, the louder you yell it. Three times two is six. Lavender is a girl in Matilda 's class at Crunchem Hall Primary School, and she soon becomes Matilda's best friend. MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. You'll be punished so severely if you step out of line. And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, Qui mon fella Italiano. People whispered that in her dark and brooding heart, she resented the sister, both her success and her love. Alice. Yes, sir. No one is as handsome, strong as me. MRS WORMWOOD MRS PHELPS What? I hate pigtails! Oh! RUDOLPHO saunters over and holds his arm out to MISS HONEY. Matilda The Musical is the multi-award winning musical from the Royal Shakespeare Company, inspired by the beloved book by the incomparable Roald Dahl.. With book by Dennis Kelly and original songs by Tim Minchin, Matilda The Musical is the story of an extraordinary little girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny. MRS WORMWOOD MATILDA MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. [His stomach growls.] You fool! MISS TRUNCHBULL The room freezes as MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to write the word "GUILTY" on the board. MATILDA She's reading a book. I mean, what else? CHILDREN and BIG KIDS appear in the boxes to the upper left and upper right of the stage and sing. It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN BIG KIDS MR WORMWOOD tickles him and MICHAEL laughs suddenly, then falls back into his normal dull expression. STRONG comedy and vocal ability Vocal range top: G4 Vocal range bottom: A2 MISS HONEY Matilda's kindhearted teacher. . MISS HONEY, dazed, follows the dance as best she can. You seem to think that people like people what are clever. Like you, I was curious, If you sit around and let them get on top, you Stood! And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history. Here are the best 'Matilda' quotes from the book. Eventually, they quieten down, but LAVENDER continues to jump up in down next to MATILDA, who is reading. One day when I'm older, If you always take it on the chin and wear it, I don't want green hair. Pathetic, little me. They dance to the same routine until MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO overtake them with more complicated choreography. His whatchamacallit. People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round L-R: Uma Martin, Esang De Torres, Felicity Kyle Napuli. I got carried away. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. MRS WORMWOOD is behind the curtain. . MR WORMWOOD ORANGE SKIES - Space 55 - March 31-April 9, 2023. I'm Lavender, and I think it's probably for the best if we're best friends! CHILDREN google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; Okay. He should have thought of that before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake! 2022 | Maturity rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. But the "tomato" is a very good word. MISS HONEY See more ideas about matilda quotes, matilda, quotes. She holds up the final "10". MRS WORMWOOD Would rob them of their hope of living happily. Why would you want green hair? But I've got a baby! At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sounds of a child playing. . So she's learned a few tricks. She was mean and cruel like you can hardly imagine. I did! What are you waiting for? Matilda knew she didn't have the strongest immune system. Yes, sir. They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. NIGEL lies down on the ground. website designed & built . BIG KID [RYAN] She puts down the large block and MATILDA stands on it. . Well, take another! . Knock on the door, Jenny. Spangly ribbons are strung across the stage. It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. Why? [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? I believe that . Just because you find that life's not fair, it 'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole. I think in effect, BIG KID [TAYLOR] MATILDA Someone poured a whole can of syrup onto Trunchbull's chair. But if you did happen to have a story you wanted to tell . MISS TRUNCHBULL It's your fault. Oh, did I not mention? BACKGROUND SINGERS MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! Well? COUPLE 2 All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. . The seed of a war in the creak of a floorboard. MISS HONEY AMANDA stands up and screams in triumph. And . I don't know. Innocent victims of their story. But unless you want to suffer, listen up MATILDA Yeah! MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. You can be all cynical, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. ". Lavender: Matilda's self-proclaimed best friend. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! And it's made of spikes and wood. ], MISS HONEY 1. I think you'll want your trousers loose. MR WORMWOOD MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] "Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. That was only the first part of your punishment. pregnant! And if you want to teach success, Seven times two is fourteen. [He sits down in a zen position.]. MATILDA collects her books. . MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. You've seen one before. Mr. Wormwood. Please, stand, and do as much as you can. [She gets on all fours as RUDOLPHO rides her like a horse.] Ow! The endings are often a little bit gory! Living with her horrible, not-always-lawful family means Matilda doesn't get the attention and love she deserves. You'll be punished so seVerely if you step out of line. You have to put it right. DOCTOR They say she's lined it with nails, and spikes, and bits of broken glass. You really don't know anything, do you? This it not your problem. . A curtain is wheeled in with the words "5 YEARS AGO" painted on it. MISS HONEY MICHAEL gets up and MR WORMWOOD sits down on his recliner. She has never seen a! Now get out. Green hair? Matilda began life as Roald Dahl's rollicking tale of an outrageously . MATILDA Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. My mummy says I'm a miracle, What do you think it took to become English Hammer Throwing Champion 1969? Restores my faith in human kind. And yet every single life, They're individual! . The spell-binding story follows childhood genius Matilda Wormwood as she dreams of escaping to a . Oh, Matilda. You gotta be loud! For men. Then after several seconds, he picks it up and returns to the cake with renewed vigour. Stupid, nasty, stinking, slimy . Your old man is going to work. . Well, then stop her reading! Sing, Jenny! There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. . I will be brave enough to fight the creatures that you have to fight beneath your bed each night to be a grown up. Oh, cook . MATILDA There's more the second part. MATILDA Oh, yeah. The Carole King Musical. . My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina. Oh Cast announced for THE PERFECT PARTY at Theatre Ar. This story of a girl who dreams of a better . Don't hide it under a bushel. Rudolpho is greatly skilled in, and besotted by ballroom dancing, to a professional level; he is described, by Mrs Wormwood, as being 'very supple' and having 'incredible upper-body strength'. MATILDA (Performs - Children, Doctor, Mrs Wormwood, Mr Wormwood, Matilda, Company) My mummy says I'm a miracle. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN Matilda, you are so smart. The stage goes black. MR WORMWOOD And if it's not right, She sat down, and when she got up . This miracle . An audience cheers. STREAM NOW. DOCTOR . Don't be disgusting! And if you cry it will be (W) double. . Are you going to tell me a story or not? Whether you like it or not. Your first look at INTO THE WOODS at Greasepaint Y. WOMAN: And insightful. ACROBAT [off-stage] MATILDA Yes. Smile for mummy, smile for mother. We can have our cake and it it too! The CHILDREN reach out from behind the gate as the BIG KIDS carry them away. DOCTOR . CHILDREN Did you hear what we said? And even if you could, BIG KIDS MATILDA BIG KIDS off to prison you both shall go!". There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle Claiming that they know stuff we don't know. BRUCE turns back around and the scene unfreezes. Platinum blonde hair dye. I should be dancing the Tarentella It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. Dosvedoo-dah. If you sit around and let them get on top, you Description. DOCTOR "I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.". Behind MR WORMWOOD and MATILDA, the scene changes from a living room to MATILDA's bedroom. MAN: I think he blinked. Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. Matilda's slightly older brother. MATILDA pauses for several moments, holding the dolls in front of her contemplatively. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. It's just a story. She opens a book. I'll tell you something. ALL GIRLS MISS TRUNCHBULL BIG KID [BEN] A boy with no fingie? You are a teacher. "Escapologist", he says! I chose looks! Oh, my good Lord. LAVENDER puts the wooden spoon back in his hand. Yes, Miss Trunchbull! MATILDA Your first look at THE FROG PRINCE, a new musical . See how they shine? . Tomorrow at one? It was the biggest burp I had ever done. . MISS HONEY Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. You missed it. Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. The announcer from MISS TRUNCHBULL's videos starts commentating. MATILDA opens a cupboard at the front of the stage. The moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. You've not got the spine. The gate rolls away. The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. I think we'd better leave it there, Nigel. He screams and turns around, hitting ERIC's cap against ERIC's desk. Oh Tricks!" But if I try I can remeMber, [She takes MATILDA by the wrist and leads her to ERIC's desk.] MISS TRUNCHBULL All right. ACROBAT and ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] See more ideas about matilda quotes matilda musicals. It was like the entire world had gathered to see The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage. Look, I don't suppose we could exchange it for a boy, could we? MISS HONEY by using this site, you agree to our cookies policy | terms and conditions | privacy policy. RUDOLPHO But I didn't do anything. Has my daddy told ya But it's a truth empirical. COUPLE 1 But I'm his little soldier. You have got to be Yeah. The DOCTOR and the CHILDREN sing into their stethoscopes. The table stops and the hands hit the ground. Mezcla de cancines del musical "MAtilda: The Musical" en los premios Tony 2013 MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. MATILDA MISS HONEY is left in a pile stage right. MRS WORMWOOD At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sound of a child playing. in a week. When all had quietened down, she stepped forward and produced . No! The hat rack is taken away. Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] MRS WORMWOOD The Birthday table is wheeled back in by other children. You haven't got time for "but". MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. He drops it again. MISS HONEY MISS TRUNCHBULL (Male) Headmistress of Crunchem Hall Primary School. AMANDA I can be a soldier. . MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN I'm competing in the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris. This miracle . Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. From the grunt I had practiced for many a month? See how my trophies gleam in the sunlight? Hortensia Alternate. MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. You are guilty, because you are a fiend. You might as well be saying you think that it's okay, MRS WORMWOOD brushes past MATILDA with a sound of utter disgust. MRS PHELPS MR WORMWOOD One should avoid confrontation when possible. 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